We have you surrounded, at least from this side.

August 05, 2009

We've been shirking our updating duties here, so we thought it'd be a good time to do some quick housekeeping.

<a href="http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2711">Read the blog post</a>

We have you surrounded, at least from this side.

August 05, 2009

We've been shirking our updating duties here, so we thought it'd be a good time to do some quick housekeeping.

Read the blog post

More dot-commy mumbo jumbo for you bunch of women

July 16, 2009

At ease, you worthless sons of mothers!

I've been asked to present our internet blog-reading public with this <a href="http://steamcommunity.com/games/TF2/Avatar/List">handsome collection of avatars</a>, which I'm told you can use on Steam. I don't mind telling you I have no idea what any of the words in that last sentence meant. This is the problem with the youth of today: too much time inventing nonsense words, not enough time taking a bullet in the lung defending a hill. I don't have to know what the hell twitters and texting and body sprays are to understand that they're not the sort of thing men should be engaged in. Like conversations, or painting things that aren't a house.

<a href="http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2663">Read more</a>

More dot-commy mumbo jumbo for you bunch of women

July 16, 2009

At ease, you worthless sons of mothers!

I've been asked to present our internet blog-reading public with this handsome collection of avatars, which I'm told you can use on Steam. I don't mind telling you I have no idea what any of the words in that last sentence meant. This is the problem with the youth of today: too much time inventing nonsense words, not enough time taking a bullet in the lung defending a hill. I don't have to know what the hell twitters and texting and body sprays are to understand that they're not the sort of thing men should be engaged in. Like conversations, or painting things that aren't a house.

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Get 'em, boyos!

June 15, 2009

Today we're releasing an update to the Source SDK that includes the .vmf source files for many of the official TF2 maps. This is something we've wanted to do for a while, especially as we've been growing the range of game modes in TF. Here's the list of maps that are included in the update: Lumberyard, Ravine, Badlands, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravelpit, 2Fort, Badwater, Goldrush, and Hydro.

<a href="http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2578">Read more</a>.

Get 'em, boyos!

June 15, 2009

Today we're releasing an update to the Source SDK that includes the .vmf source files for many of the official TF2 maps. This is something we've wanted to do for a while, especially as we've been growing the range of game modes in TF. Here's the list of maps that are included in the update: Lumberyard, Ravine, Badlands, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravelpit, 2Fort, Badwater, Goldrush, and Hydro.

Read more.

Some Manner of Grid-based Cipher Code

June 09, 2009

The men at <a href="http://www.tf2maps.net/" >TF2maps.net</a> have devised some sort of box puzzle that they thought you'd enjoy.

Read The Soldier's full <a href="http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2562">blog post</a>.

Some Manner of Grid-based Cipher Code

June 09, 2009

The men at TF2maps.net have devised some sort of box puzzle that they thought you'd enjoy.

Read The Soldier's full blog post.

Every one of you deserves a medal!

May 23, 2009

First off, a quick note: We put so much stuff into this update that we didn't manage to cover it all on the internets before the update went live, so we made a special <a href="http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day09_english.htm">Bonus page</a>. In addition, our merchandising crew had as much fun coming up with Spy & Sniper themed merchandise as we did making the update, so make sure you go and <a href="http://store.valvesoftware.com/">check it all out.</a>

<a href="http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2535">Read the full post</a>.

Every one of you deserves a medal!

May 23, 2009

First off, a quick note: We put so much stuff into this update that we didn't manage to cover it all on the internets before the update went live, so we made a special Bonus page. In addition, our merchandising crew had as much fun coming up with Spy & Sniper themed merchandise as we did making the update, so make sure you go and check it all out.

Read the full post.