TF2 Anekdotai #2

TF2 Anekdotai #2

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

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Anekdotai

Why does the Pyro suck at text adventures?
He keeps going west.

A Scout, Soldier, and Pyro walk into a bar
The Bartender says "Well this is offensive".

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be...

What do you call a Heavy in a daycare center?
A MASSACARE

What's the Scout's favourite rock song?
Enter Sandman!

Why can't Engineer ever find love?
They all think that he's too Sentrymental!

What's Demoman's favourite household cleaning item?
DA BROOOOOOOOOOOOM

What do you call 10 dead Pyros?
A good start

What do you call 10 dead Spies?
Even better

What do Engineers hate most about the internet?
The Spyware.

Why did the Heavy yell "CRY SOME MORE"?
He's become deaf from the constant minigun firing.

What was Saxton Hale's original name?
Chuck Norris.

Why did the Demoman try to cut his eyelander in half?
He wanted to craft a half-zatoichi.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but he has to build a machine to screw it in, place a sentry nearby so it doesn't get sapped and has to have a pocket pyro to spycheck. They sit there the entire game waiting for something interesting to happen.

In the meantime, on the battlefield, their team is getting steamrolled. After their defeat, they both say that TF2 sucks, blame it on hats and earbuds and start trolling on forums.

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