Jimbob Mckracken
James   West Yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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pred Nov 24, 2019 @ 7:42pm 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
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pred Nov 14, 2015 @ 8:30pm 
hey *tips fedora*, sorry i saw your fedora and i just thought you looked euphoric in your picture, I really wanted to tip you that. Its really rare to see euphoria on reddit haha! i dont know why its a brony thing honestly,im like really into bronies and like ill be teh one on /r/neckbeards tipping my fedora euphorically. We should really tip sometime i know a really cool tipping technique that with a lot of euphoria involved,but do not worry,I will be there to train your redditing ;) Sorry that i wasnt tipping i swear,Im just trying to be tiptoptastic. I really like your fedora in your picture...sorry was that too 4chan?? really sorry im really shy i dont go usually tip this much haha...Add me on reddit we should talk more you look really tip top and fedorable xxxxxx
Sim May 1, 2015 @ 3:20pm 
Jimbae McPeanutbutterjelly
hello team i go afk Nov 1, 2014 @ 1:43pm 
ze one and only *insert what pyro said here*
Pyrologic Oct 26, 2014 @ 11:19am 
Creepy uncle JimBob